Chad's Dreams
| June 28, 2010, 8:33 AM Marathon of Weird |
| Sometimes I have these dreams where my brain just asks "What's the most random place I can go next?" Many details are missing, because even though I just woke up - just too many weird things happened.
This dream started up with me figuring out that the water was poisoned with some kind of experimental formula which turned you into a crazy killing zombie. I saw somebody get hit by a drop of water and then coming after me. I was running away from people left and right. I ended up in my oversized front yard on a hill. My only weapon of defense was a garden hose. I was spraying these killer zombies with water trying to push them away but they kept coming, slowly. Despite running a huge spraying hose and having had a lot of water to drink that day I was unaffected. Several of the people who were trying to kill me were people I vaguely recognized as acquaintances. Suddenly, everyone snapped out of it at once. That's when I found out that my car was stolen by one of them. I ended up locking myself in my room. Rachel came in with a newspaper. I opened it up, expecting to see a full-page spread about this phenomenon that happened hours ago. I wanted to know if the secret military base north of town was responsible - and whether it affected just our town or the whole world. They chose to cover it up instead. The front page was a feature on fish in the Gulf, affected by the oil spill. In the center of the newspaper, along with the usual sales flier, was a socket wrench set and a plastic bag filled with perfectly flat pieces of metal. Apparently this metal along with the wrench set could build a standing set of shelves. This was a sample, and so the metal was razor thin and kept cutting me as I tried to examine it. There was an insert inside with a guy's photo, and a picture of an assembled shelf. There was a paragraph quoting him talking about the quality of the products. Despite everything that happened, and not having a car anymore, she went to work. I jumped to a little scene of a couple that were affected by the water. Suddenly they hated each other and had an argument. At some point during the conversation, they had horse's heads. One of them pulled out a gun and killed the other - even commented on how this was a great excuse to kill them. As they were walking away, they were approached by a police officer who seemed to have a lot of knowledge about them. The horsey man started running to the bed (which happened to be outside along a street) and saw himself dead on the bed. And then he realizes that he was actually the woman. And then she sees the dead man wake up. The killer zombie water expired and they saw that they were hallucinating - they were both alive. They had a short little conversation where they both had horse's heads, talking about the good times. Suddenly, Rachel and I are on vacation with my parents. I'm inside a round museum that looks sort of like a round tower in the style of the coliseum. We were going to go outside, but then I remembered I was naked. I looked down and saw that I was wearing blue shorts after all. I go outside and there's a walkway, that heads to a circle with a statue, and then on through a wide walkway with tall walls along either side. As I head into the area, I suddenly realize that I'm walking through a graduation ceremony. There are rows of marching professors everywhere. I walk in front of some, and behind others, trying to stay out of sight. The wide walkway came up, and the only way was up - straight up. These professors were marching along the narrow walk I was on at the middle level of the wall. I had to climb the wall up to the next level and back down a few times. I finally made it out and made it across the street. At this point, we remember that we left something in the museum. I looked over, and there was a side door after all, that headed straight across the street. Later on, I got separated from everyone so I tried to take a shortcut to catch up. I walked through a door on the side of a building that housed an indoor water ride. It was more like a water slide on straight, hilly concrete. There were jets of water shooting along the concrete in both directions, presumably to push the completely absent riders on their tubes. After crossing a few sections, I see that there's also an indoor arcade, on either side of the channels of the water ride. So I am desperately looking around for walkways, which you'd expect there to be, but I found nowhere to step but the fast-moving water. I finally made it through that, and the attendeant asks me where my tag was. I was supposed to wear an orange plastic tiger pin to go on the ride. He hands me one, and I start playing with it and taking it apart. He got distraught over this, and explained that it's how he's supposed to know which people to kill! And if I wasn't wearing mine, he wouldn't know he was supposed to kill me. Well somehow, I end up outside in the dark, along this road. There were a group of guys having an official-looking race. This wasn't any ordinary race. They were racing large plastic toy trucks through a narrow ditch. These toy trucks had a ribbed shell on top of them, and they were upside down with the wheels pointing up. They were being propelled by pressurized gas instead, coming out much like a loud fart would. The winner won by a huge margin, and he started on the next leg of the race, which apparently involved pushing it under a running lawnmower to destroy it. He picked up the end of the lawnmower and just set it on top of his winning truck, sending chunks of plastic everywhere. This lawnmower had a chipper-like attachment at the top. Only it was a long-necked dragon head with light-up eyes and chomping action. He started feeding the dragon head the smaller chunks of plastic that the mower didn't pick up. It was around this time that I woke up. I have no idea what prompted this random mess of a dream. |
Interpretation/Comment by Jaron Davis on June 29, 2010, 12:23 PM Weird weird weird!! Wow, Chad; this is the most bizarre/random dream I've seen on here yet! Thanks for this one :) |