Chad's Dreams
| September 23, 2008, 8:29 AM The Greenville College Re-enrollment |
| I was for some reason stuck having to do another semester at Greenville College. I was all set to move into a dorm that happened to be located in a park right next to a small pavilion. I had with me two or three Wal-Mart bags full of clothes and a couple of wooden dressers - as well as a few assorted random toys. I somehow ended up stuck sharing a room with two girls. That was okay with me, because at least they were familiar faces from back when I was at GC before.
I sorted some of my stuff out in the hallway, and went into the dorm to try and settle furniture arrangements. One of them was painting the other's toenail, and she asked me for help. I got down in there, ready to take over, when she kissed me right on the lips. It was disgusting, and felt like a layer of semi-dried cheese sauce had slimed me. She informed me that she put one layer of lipstick on each day without washing it off to make one really thick layer that looked totally normal just to do this prank. After that, someone who wasn't an RC came in, wearing a red hooded sweatshirt. He must have been a henchman for the RC. He saw my roommates and decided it was all wrong, so he pulled out his cell phone to call the RC. After a few minutes (I could overhear the other side of the conversation), I was hearing that I had to go on some sort of trip (in the woods?) to prove my worthiness and that I could handle it. When I tried to object, the guy started singing what must have been a theme song for Greenville College, because moments later the entire campus around me was singing it. There had to have been an auditorium full of people right next door singing it to signify the start of some maniacal event, because it was so loud. I was yelling my objections to him, but he didn't stop singing and nobody heard me. I just started screaming in the phone and got no response at all. The next thing I know, the red-shirted lackey dragged me to some convenience store. I remembered when I got in that Greenville College had done some sort of marketing promotion, such that the blue energy drinks in the cooler would talk to you and mentor you. I tried to open the cooler door and ask it what to do, and I didn't get time to hear much of a response, when I got dragged away. The RC wannabe pulled me over to this table full of people I don't know, saying "Come over here and sit with your friends." I saw my new roommates sitting at another table eating, and I just punched the red-shirted guy right in the nose and said, "those aren't my friends" with the intention of running over and sitting with my roommates. -- I believe this is where I woke up to the phone ringing in real life, to find out that I had overslept and was 2 minutes late for work. 2 Interpretations/Comments | Leave an Interpretation/Comment |
| September 14, 2008, 9:49 PM Funny Wakeup |
| December 26, 2005
So I stayed at my parents' home this weekend and I slept on the couch in the basement. That would have been ok and normal enough. On the other hand, though, I was making up for a whole week of too little sleep and I drank a cup of cappucino right before lying down to go to sleep. I got to sleep alright - and fast. Then I had the strangest dream where I think I was about to have surgery to remove my jaw or something like that. There was a 33% success rate with that surgery or something. All of a sudden my mom is in my dream and I get this weird feeling that this isn't my dream. Maybe I'm in my mom's dream and I'm not actually the real me. I thought about that for a second and realized that it's kinda hard to be self-aware if I'm a figment of someone else's dream. But what if I'm her dreaming that I'm Chad. Then I just sort of decided to myself "There's only one way to find out!!" So then I woke myself up to find out. I remember being in my dream trying to wake up to find out if I'm really me or not. So I woke up and there I was, myself. 1 Interpretations/Comments | Leave an Interpretation/Comment |